How's it hanging?
How's it hanging?
2022-12-01 02:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I cannot find these shoes for the life of me but I really want to do a video in em haha
2022-12-01 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostI tried with the underboob okay, I really did
2022-12-01 01:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostIts now officially December in the UK!
2022-12-01 00:36:06 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone tried to steal my silk sheets and replace them with a cheaper fabric. Not today, satin. Not today.
2022-11-30 22:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you understand the instructions for this art project? I can't make head nor teal of it.
2022-11-30 20:54:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy pet snake is exactly 3.14 metres long. Heโs a ฯthon
2022-11-30 17:34:06 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around.
2022-11-30 15:50:08 +0000 UTC View PostI recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded ๐คญ
2022-11-30 12:48:04 +0000 UTC View PostCan our first date be in the cemetery? I'm *dying* to see you there.
2022-11-29 01:48:06 +0000 UTC View Poststart of the week and I'm already on my knees haha
2022-11-28 23:46:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant ๐ถ
2022-11-28 22:45:08 +0000 UTC View Postdidn't understand the mugshot instructions
2022-11-28 20:41:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf being a Christmas elf doesn't work out, there's always the thieves guild
2022-11-28 18:12:02 +0000 UTC View PostMessy hair, messy thoughts ๐
2022-11-27 19:08:06 +0000 UTC View PostA little bush trim in the garden today ๐ณ
2022-11-27 18:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostWish I looked this nice in a morning but I just look like a feral badger ๐ฆก
2022-11-27 09:55:03 +0000 UTC View Post