I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman aske..
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over π
2022-11-03 00:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over π
2022-11-03 00:03:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhen life gives you melons, you're dyslexic π
2022-11-02 20:02:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever you want, just be careful. π
2022-11-01 22:02:45 +0000 UTC View PostAct like you own it because you do. π€€
2022-11-01 21:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostIβm the reason why you smile everyday, huh? π
2022-11-01 17:02:46 +0000 UTC View PostHalloween may be over but the fun just begins! π¨π¬ Enter into my discount candy store for some sweet treats π ***DOUBLE THE CONTENT FOR HALF THE PRICE***
2022-11-01 15:10:25 +0000 UTC View PostSlap it! I'll slap you back. π€¬
2022-11-01 11:02:54 +0000 UTC View PostSunlight is always the best light!
2022-11-01 08:03:40 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend advised me to follow my dreams. I immediately went back to bed. π
2022-11-01 04:01:57 +0000 UTC View PostIf you donβt believe in yourself, who will?
2022-11-01 03:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostLife is tough but so am I. π
2022-11-01 01:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat if I hide inside this couch and never come back? π
2022-10-31 22:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostCan I turn your worm into a butterfly?
2022-10-31 21:01:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do taller people do in bed? Sleep longer. π
2022-10-31 15:33:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? βOh sheet.β π
2022-10-31 04:02:27 +0000 UTC View PostCan I serve you something? π
2022-10-31 03:02:42 +0000 UTC View PostLooking cute so you can give me a snack!
2022-10-31 02:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post