Happy Throwback Thursday!
This was my first ever massive dildo experience. I'm not a size queen but this was a lot of fun to experiment with and try to ride it 🥵🍆.
If I could get through riding this thing and cum, you can get through one more day until the weekend! 😘
Pretty wild that it's been an entire year since I started making videos. I did it as naughty but educational fun by demonstrating the sex toys used throughout history - I did an entire series trying out as many as I could find!
My second video was trying out a stone dildo. Used throughout antiquity, stone phalluses were a sign of wealth and if you had a really nice stone dildo, you'd proudly display it in your home where onlookers could see! There's a famous play (Lysistrata) where the women on either side of the Peloponnesian War denied men sex until the men ended the war and use of a dildo, until the war ended, is an accepted and encouraged practice! 🤭
While I wouldn't say stone was my favorite toy to experiment with, there was a certain weight to it that was really satisfying as it slid in and stretched me out. The women of Ancient Greece knew what was up.
Pretty Sadie Reed
xoxo 💕
I think the only thing this outfit needs is a pearl necklace. Think you can help a girl out? 💕
(This term actually originates from the 1970s 💦)
A little Victorian top moment - colorful Victorian clothes are hard to find!
People from Alabama love to tell you that, in fact, the first Mardi Gras originated in Mobile, Alabama. They aren't wrong. The French originally settled there and celebrated Mardi Gras there before deciding New Orleans was a better spot to grow the new French colony.
So they took the tradition with them. By the 1870s (the Victorian era) is when you see the origins of the Mardi Gras we know today. Some of the krewes (parades) formed back then still parade today, including Rex!
A 1978 Mardi Gras souvenir tee.
This thing is paper-thin, holey, and lived a lot of life, evident of what was probably a wild Mardi Gras season.
"Surviving Mardi Gras" means a lot of things to people but for me it's something like trying to survive:
6 weeks of parade-going, fried-chicken-eating-cheap-drink-drinking, dancing and revelry on the weekends on the sidewalk side (not the neutral ground!) with people I only ever see at Mardi Gras parades but it's like excitedly seeing distant family and somehow they recognize me while I'm wearing glitter, a pink wig, an artistically skimpy outfit and you catch up on your life stories while trying to catch more go-cups and beads and everyone's in a great mood and wonder why doesn't everyone have a Mardi Gras?
Bourbon Street Beat: a sheer panty souvenir set from the 1970s 💕
With Bourbon Street being part of the news circuit lately, and criticism for why we even have a Bourbon Street, I thought it might be cool to share a little bit about it's history.
Bourbon Street is a 15-block-long stretch in the French Quarter neighborhood in New Orleans. The French Quarter was the original site of the then-French city of New Orleans way back in the 1700s. The streets of the Quarter (or, the Vieux Carre) were named after saints and predominant figures throughout history. Bourbon Street was aptly named after the then-ruling French House of Bourbon. The Quarter was a gritty, dynamic melting pot of cultures from Creole to Cajun to French and Spanish.
While the city expanded as the French sold the city to the Spanish, and then to America with the Louisiana Purchase, the Quarter remained a highly desireable area to live in well into the 1900s, surrounded by the culture and vices offered.
As Storyville (the red-light district) was built up in the adjacent neighborhood, live jazz music, dancing, drinking and so on became wildly popular despite being considered amoral. This spilled into the Quarter, with clubs opening up on Bourbon Street as a replacement when Storyville was shut down by 1919.
As the vaudeville culture evolved into pinup culture and burlesque, the demand for nightly shows continued to grow and Bourbon Street continued to grow in popularity. Famous nightclubs and restaurants moved in and Bourbon Street became an international spot for tourism.
A little Throwback Thursday 💋
Enjoy a little preview from taking a shower with me and having a little fun at the end! 🤭
Alright so I know Mardi Gras is synonymous with flashing a stranger and they throw you beads in exchange. That totally does happen but it's such a cheapened, small part of Mardi Gras that originally in the 1970s and kind of hung around as a Bourbon Street tradition.
Mardi Gras is a season, and most people wear costumes to parades for the entire season BUT it all culminates to a fever pitch on Mardi Gras day, especially in the French Quarter.
Everyone wears a handmade costume and some of the better ones look like works of art. Some wear complete coverage while others are in various states of artful undress leaving very little to the imagination. It can even be difficult to tell who people are - even if you know them - because of the wigs and makeup and glitter and body paint and so on. It's a wild day.
So sure, you can lift your shirt and show some beads and that's cool.
But, you could also just walk around on Mardi Gras day and see as much (or as little?) as your heart desires.
Pretty wild that it's been an entire year since I made my first video!
All of my videos started with trying out sex toys used throughout history - I did an entire series trying out as many as I could find!
My very first one was a hand-card, wooden dildo modeled after those found from antiquity! Watch my amateur self slide aside my lingerie and try out a historically-accurate wooden dildo and let you know just how much people knew what they were doing making those things way back when! 🤭🤤🍆
Pretty Sadie Reed
xoxo 💕
If this doesn't make me the queen of Mardi Gras then I don't know what.
Each parade (there are dozens during Mardi Gras) has a particular theme. There's King Arthur, Muses, Thoth, to name just a few. You've probably even heard of the parades that step off on Mardi Gras day (Rex, Zulu).
Each krewe has its own court leading the parade, typically sitting atop the most intricate/biggest/famous float in the parade. Those in the court have even more elaborate costumes that look like the one I'm wearing here.
This one is a vintage court robe, handmade of velvet and silk with sequins and beading down the sides. It weighs a ton.
While I'm totally naked underneath it, and Mardi Gras is a time for wild revelry, the actual court that wears these during parades is dressed enough. At least with pasties and panties 💋
Long hair appreciation post (the bush is growing back!) 💋
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Do Watch Wanna - Rebirth Brass Band is my second recommendation to get your Mardi Gras groove on for your king-cake-eating, costume-making, and general revelry.
I’m wearing a mid century silk jockey jacket that just happens to be in Mardi Gras colors 💜💛💚💋
Each Mardi Gras group (typically hosting the parade) is known as a “krewe” and they have their own designated costumes with specific colors. They’re based on the early designs of Carnival costumes of Europe, hence them looking a bit medieval.
This costume is a vintage one, handmade using the traditional pale purple and green silks associated with early Mardi Gras 💜💚
I make a lot of my costumes and typically they’re modeled after famous burlesque or vaudeville costumes from the past.
This kind of skirt is a two-panel skirt based on the burlesque costumes used in the 1920s. Basically you pick a flowy, silky fabric and cut it into two panels (one for the front, another for the back) connected by a thin ribbon. When dancing, it would sway just enough to give a tease to onlookers while still maintaining an appearance of faux modesty due to the length of the panels and the high quality of the fabric. 🌟
In case you missed it! A sensual little video of me under the tree with toys being used on me! 😻
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One of my favorite, well-worn costumes I made was inspired by the 1941 movie, Ziegfeld Girl starring Hedy Lamarr (also Lana Turner and Judy Garland) where she wears a headdress full of art deco stars.
The movie is set in the 1920s and was based off the early 1900s vaudeville stage acts of Ziegfield’s follies, which starred beautiful, scantily-clad women dancing and wearing delicate sparkly costumes.
Happy Mardi Gras season! 🎉 💜💛💚
For those of you not from Southeast Louisiana, tonight kicks off the first parade of Mardi Gras. It's a season of parades and revelry and goes until Mardi Gras day which is on March 4th this year.
I know what you typically see on the TV about Mardi Gras is people getting wild on Bourbon Street and while that does happen, 90% of Mardi Gras is about parades, good food, community, good music, and celebrating the love of life. Also, king cakes!
There is an entire schedule of parades, and they each have their own theme. Parades range from small, walking parades to huge floats and brass bands. Tonight's parade is Jeanne d'Arc which celebrates the life of Joan of Arc. It's a walking parade at night by candlelight, and has really elaborate medieval costumes. When the parade reaches the Historic New Orleans Collection building, a huge toast is made between a French delegate, Joan riding her horse, and the citizens of New Orleans. Google photos of it - it's pretty cool.
I'm getting longwinded here, but I'll end on this: everyone wears a costume, and it's usually handmade. They can match the parade's theme, or you can just do your own thing.
This is the one I made a few years ago, meant to look like a pastel-y medieval dream from the Rapunzel fairytale.
A song for you to get into the Mardi Gras mood: Hey Pocky Way by The Meters
Laissez le bon temps roule! 💋
Happy New Year! Here's some of my favorite shots from the past year!
I hope y'all had a great night filled with revelry and a fun start to your new year! Mardi Gras season starts in a few days so stay tuned - laissez le bon temps roule!
Happy New Year’s Eve! 💋
Whether you’re ready to hit the town, or hanging in cozy clothes and binging your favorite tv show tonight, know that I am sincerely so appreciative of you for your kindness, support, and sharing this fun, naughty space with me.
I really do smile at your silly comments, fun naughty messages, and enjoy waking up to your kind words and generous tips. You make this a fun space and I’m grateful you come (cum?) visit my little corner of the internet for nerdy history and space facts, and indulge my sexy side.
Happy New Year and much love 💋
Pretty Sadie Reed
xoxo
When Santa puts you on the naughty list 😈
A little snippet from the 8+ video of me teasing myself with the toys Santa left in my stocking with strict instruction not to cum until I really couldn’t hold it anymore 🤭🥵.
That time between Christmas and New Year’s when you’re not really sure what day it is but does it really even matter? 🤭💋
2024-12-30 01:27:46 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas y’all! I thought you wouldn’t mind waking up to a little post-Christmas treat! 🤤💋
The full video was sent to your inboxes! 🤭❤️🔥
xoxo
Pretty Sadie Reed
Cheers & Merry Christmas to y’all 💋
Wishing you a relaxing, peaceful, naughty holiday! 🎄😻
Merry Christmas Eve, y’all! 😻💋🤶
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You know there really should be an industry around holiday-themed sex toys. ❤️🤍❤️🤍
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Most of the time, when I have a little history lesson to offer I just do a brief Google scholar fact check to make sure I’ve got the details right.
According to Google AI, the history of hot chocolate is from “The Middle Ages when firewood logs looked decorative and began taking on a chocolately taste.”
I can assure you that is not, in fact, where hot chocolate and its association with Christmas comes from but it was too outrageous so now you’ll just have to wonder what the actual history was.
(Okay really it’s been around forever but in Belfast in the 1800s it was sold as a hot holiday drink - bitter cocoa with milk added to sweeten the taste - as a holiday treat.)
Now THIS is a real Christmas treat!
A 1940s World War II Sweetheart lingerie set. They’re made of silk and hand embroidered and really hard to find in wearable shape.
Typically, the stitching has come undone, or the silk has fallen apart, or they’re just in really delicate condition because they weren’t stored properly over the last 80 years.
They were made in all different vibrant colors with different cheeky sayings on them and were sent by soldiers who are stationed overseas in the Pacific Theatre home to their girlfriends.
The fact that this baby blue set fits and it’s an awesome shape it was such a treat – so enjoy the pictures as much as I enjoyed making them!
A sensual little video of me under the tree with a POV of you trying out 3 new toys on me from behind! 🤭🤤
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I couldn’t wait for Christmas to open a gift and boy did I pick the right one! Come back tomorrow for a POV video of laying back and you trying each toy on me from behind! 🤭🤤💋
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