Walking into 2024 with my power suit on - who’s gonna BOSS 2024 with me? 😝💪
Side note: I always feel more powerful with my clothes off, what about you? 😜
Only one more day until Me and Mrs Claus continue their NYE tradition of watching ‘The NutCracker’… only this year, Santa has something very special planned…😏🎁🍆💦
So many nuts to crack, so little time! Can’t wait for you to see some of the footage from Santa’s LEWD version of the Nutcracker film: ‘The NutSlapper’ - he has some plans to entertain mrs Claus while they watch this on NYE this year… maybe involving his Xmas present to her… 😏 I made an AI version of this pic which for some reason gave me either a peen or the fattest 🐱 known to man 🤣 xx
🎁🎄***HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!***🎄🎁
Today’s the day we’ve all been waiting for… the day we get to see what’s under Meg’s Christmas tree!! (And Santa and Mrs Claus are off experimenting after Mrs Claus has mastered her early Xmas present from
Santa!… more on that later 😜)
Full video and photoset will be in your DMs shortly! 😘
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🎄***ONE DAY TILL CHRISTMAS!***🎄
We all know that no matter what anyone says, it’s what’s UNDER the Christmas tree that counts right? I’m a firm believer in that so I’ll be giving you a look at what’s under my tree this year tomorrow in your DMs! That is, if you’ve been good enough this year…? 😝🎅🍆💦
***TWO DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!**
We all know that when it comes to Christmas, it’s what UNDER the tree that counts right… well only two more days to wait to see that’s under MY TREE this year 😝😝🎄🎁
🎁***3 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!***🎁
We all love a beautifully (erotically) decorated tree, but of course we all know that when it comes to Christmas, it’s what UNDER the tree that counts right…?🎁🎄😏
Anyone wanna see what’s under my tree?
🎄***3 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!***🎄
We all love a beautifully (erotically) decorated tree, but of course we all know that when it comes to Christmas, it’s what UNDER the tree that counts right…?🎁🎄😏
Anyone wanna see what’s under my tree?
We all love a beautifully (erotically) decorated tree, but of course we all know that when it comes to Christmas, it’s what UNDER the tree that counts right…?🎁🎄😏
Anyone wanna see what’s under my tree?
Only a few more days till Christmas!! Is your Christmas tree erected nicely? 😝 my Christmas tree has exclusively erotic ornaments on it and I love it! If you’ve got any fun erotic Christmas tree decorations I want to see them (PSA: do not send me pics of your peen with a Christmas wreath on it without asking me first, we’re all about consent here - although if you do ask I can almost guarantee I’ll always want to see a festive penis 😝🎄🍆)
We all love a beautifully (erotically) decorated tree, but of course we all know that when it comes to Christmas, it’s what UNDER the tree that counts right…?🎁🎄😏
Anyone wanna see what’s under my tree?
**GIFT OPENING TIME!!**
It’s finally time for Mrs Claus to open her gift from Santa!! Full video is in your DMs! 😘 Santa says she’s got five days to ‘practice’ using her new gift to ‘warm her up’ for what Santa has planned for Christmas Day.. what on earth do you think he means?? 😯
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🎁**MRS CLAUS’ CHRISTMAS GIFT**🎁
🎄I’m sure you all noticed the gold gift bag on Mrs Claus’ bed in the photoset from last weekend… well, it’s getting close to the time when Santa has said Mrs Claus is allowed to open it! She must wait for the 20th December to unwrap her gift, that will give her four days to ‘practice’ using her gift… then Santa is giving her her ultimate present on Christmas Day… If you haven’t heard, Mrs Claus has been wanting to explore her sexuality as of late; she’s always been a good girl and after seeing just how much more socially acceptable it is to embrace your sexuality nowadays, she’s very keen to explore hers. Santa is a lot more experienced in that area than Mrs Claus and he is a bit of an expert in a very particular area… let’s just say reindeers aren’t the only thing he’s good at training… ❄️ any guesses what Mrs Claus’ gift contains??
**MRS CLAUS’ CHRISTMAS GIFT**
I’m sure you all noticed the gold gift bag on Mrs Claus’ bed in the photoset from last weekend… well, it’s getting close to the time when Santa has said Mrs Claus is allowed to open it! She must wait for the 20th December to unwrap her gift, that will give her four days to ‘practice’ using her gift… then Santa is giving her her ultimate present on Christmas Day… If you haven’t heard, Mrs Claus has been wanting to explore her sexuality as of late; she’s always been a good girl and after seeing just how much more socially acceptable it is to embrace your sexuality nowadays, she’s very keen to explore hers. Santa is a lot more experienced in that area than Mrs Claus and he is a bit of an expert in a very particular area… let’s just say reindeers aren’t the only thing he’s good at training…
🎁Final **UGLY XMAS JUMPER** pics from the ***Christmas Vault*** 🎁😝🎄 I’m getting really excited for Christmas! How are you spending Christmas?? (Apart from the obvious, mass scrolling through my Only Fans page 😝) You’ll have this photoset for FREE in full in your DMs momentarily because I’m feeling the Christmas spirit 😘 xx
🤶**TIS THE SEASON**🤶
🎁Mrs Claus used to pride herself on always being the ‘good girl’ she was never promiscuous in her youth, found a wonderful and very generous husband and they had a wonderful life together giving gifts to people all over the world. However, of late, Mrs Claus has begun to have regrets that she didn’t get to explore her sexuality in her youth. Even though she’s still definitely a SILF (Santa I’d like to fuck), she has told Mr Claus that she wants to experiment in the bedroom. Mr Claus was only too happy to oblige and has been sending Mrs Claus some very *special* gifts to gear her up for what he has planned for her on Christmas Day… she did tell him she’d never done anal in her life so she suspects his recent ‘gifts’ may have something to do with that… little does she know that Mr Claus is an anal wizard and has an **extra** special Christmas Day planned for the ever-curious Mrs Claus… he’s been gifting her things to get her ready for what is set to be her best Christmas yet…
A video will be sent to your DMs nearer to Xmas where you can watch Mrs. Claus unwrap one of Mr. Claus’ recent gifts. The shock/excitement on her face is something you do not want to miss… but don’t worry, a photoset of Mrs Claus doing her best to show Santa just how good she has been at brushing up on her erotica is coming sooner! 😝🍆⭐️🎄🎁
🤶**TIS THE SEASON**🤶
🎁Mrs Claus used to pride herself on always being the ‘good girl’ she was never promiscuous in her youth, found a wonderful and very generous husband and they had a wonderful life together giving gifts to people all over the world. However, of late, Mrs Claus has begun to have regrets that she didn’t get to explore her sexuality in her youth. Even though she’s still definitely a SILF (Santa I’d like to fuck), she has told Mr Claus that she wants to experiment in the bedroom. Mr Claus was only too happy to oblige and has been sending Mrs Claus some very *special* gifts to gear her up for what he has planned for her on Christmas Day… she did tell him she’d never done anal in her life so she suspects his recent ‘gifts’ may have something to do with that… little does she know that Mr Claus is an anal wizard and has an **extra** special Christmas Day planned for the ever-curious Mrs Claus… he’s been gifting her things to get her ready for what is set to be her best Christmas yet…
A video will be sent to your DMs nearer to Xmas where you can watch Mrs. Claus unwrap one of Mr. Claus’ recent gifts. The shock/excitement on her face is something you do not want to miss… but don’t worry, a photoset of Mrs Claus doing her best to show Santa just how good she has been at brushing up on her erotica is coming sooner! 😝🍆⭐️🎄🎁
🤶**TIS THE SEASON**🤶
🎁Mrs Claus used to pride herself on always being the ‘good girl’ she was never promiscuous in her youth, found a wonderful and very generous husband and they had a wonderful life together giving gifts to people all over the world. However, of late, Mrs Claus has begun to have regrets that she didn’t get to explore her sexuality in her youth. Even though she’s still definitely a SILF (Santa I’d like to fuck), she has told Mr Claus that she wants to experiment in the bedroom. Mr Claus was only too happy to oblige and has been sending Mrs Claus some very *special* gifts to gear her up for what he has planned for her on Christmas Day… she did tell him she’d never done anal in her life so she suspects his recent ‘gifts’ may have something to do with that… little does she know that Mr Claus is an anal wizard and has an **extra** special Christmas Day planned for the ever-curious Mrs Claus… he’s been gifting her things to get her ready for what is set to be her best Christmas yet…
A video will be sent to your DMs nearer to Xmas where you can watch Mrs. Claus unwrap one of Mr. Claus’ recent gifts. The shock/excitement on her face is something you do not want to miss… but don’t worry, a photoset of Mrs Claus doing her best to show Santa just how good she has been at brushing up on her erotica is coming sooner! 😝🍆⭐️🎄🎁
Reminiscing on how excellent this top was. Also my abs were on point here. I had to put on weight for egg freezing but believe you me, after February I’m getting SHREDDED again in time for my solo show in edinburgh! 😝💪
**EXTRA SELF CARE VID**
Sending out another video tonight that I took during my ‘Self Care’ sesh the other day that wouldn’t be suitable for the main feed! 😝🛁🫧🧼
🎁Ooh that Christmas vault is opening baby!! You ready for this RUDE reindeer to make an appearance in your DMs?? 🎁🎄🦌 **SPOILER: she has more to show you than just her red nose…**