HAPPY ATLANTA PRIDE!!!!
i have been WASTED all weekend so i truly wholesomely apologize for that nonsense by binging y’all with some nudies of my sparkly post-pride self!
my back reads “MY BODY IS A TEMPLE TO QUEER PRIDE”
when i let you read these
will you run away?
(it’s an honest question)
you’re pretty brave
for a maid
and i don’t doubt your skills
in other areas.
but what do you know
about fixing a knight
whose body is breaking down
from a heavy heart?
whose bed remains
unpleasantly chilled
inhabited by cold spots
perhaps the ghosts
of lovers long lost to time?
whose eyes search your face
desperately
looking for a reason
to go on
might fuck around and wear this to Pride
2019-10-08 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
this lace pattern is called “Papillon” and if you DM me with a correct guess maybe I’ll do something nice for you.
2019-10-07 21:28:57 +0000 UTC View Post
focus on the booty and you’ll make it through the week
2019-10-07 04:34:44 +0000 UTC View Post
1 or 2? I couldn’t pick. Anyways, it’s friday again. Payday is Pay Women Day. Tithe your God, pay your Mommy. Either way, line My pocket.
2019-10-04 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Posta very generous video of my favorite activity: dry brushing my skin and looking down at the viewer. check your inbox in an hour or so for a post-shower lotion session clip. unless you’re afraid it might fuck you.
2019-10-03 23:44:10 +0000 UTC View Postnorth Georgia’s cricket chorus comin thru
2019-10-03 02:54:35 +0000 UTC View Post
ever been jealous of a granite countertop? now you are.
2019-10-01 04:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
i’m at a video game tournament having a BALL, if you were wondering. which, let’s not lie to ourselves, you were.
2019-09-28 04:53:49 +0000 UTC View Post
i’m the Laundry King, packing for a weekend away somewhere pseudo-tropical.
i’ll be poolside for probably ten entire minutes in total as it’s a weekend of partying and gaming for me, but if you’re all well-behaved maybe i’ll be really fucking Cool and Nice and film something you’ll watch repetitively.
at your service, my lady. allow me to serve your highness and fight for your honor, good lady of the moors.
2019-09-21 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
this mirror is my favorite possession so expect to see a lot of her 😘
also feel free to send me money for more mirrors, and money to spend on making them pretty like this one. also feel free to send me money because i’m Hot and Smart and it’s Friday.
dry-brushing before every shower is my new favorite part of my self care routine. in addition to helping exfoliate my skin, it improves circulation at the surface level. both of these effects help keep my skin glowing and soft.
what’s your self care routine? do you even have one?
post-shower full-frontal flash
post-departing western depression
post pics, get rich, confessions.
truly having a cute night in the middle of nowhere. check your DMs to move the can 😘
2019-09-13 02:25:09 +0000 UTC View Postfirst leg of my trip is over, the endless windmills and corn fields definitely force a mind to consider one’s smallness.
2019-09-13 02:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post
moving across the country starting today. any tips greater than $20 in the next week will be rewarded with a one-minute clip of hotel seks
2019-09-12 15:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
eighteen precious seconds of me riding my favorite human toy, check your DMs.
2019-09-09 05:25:35 +0000 UTC View Postsometimes my posts are gonna be some emo ass poetry and not just my emo ass and y’all gotta forgive that and understand my nonsensical spoutings are entirely necessary to my creative process
2019-09-09 05:22:55 +0000 UTC View Postyour purple hair dye
finally washed out
of your old pillowcase
i used to press my face into it
and inhale deeply
absorbing what particles remained
of your precious scent.
no longer
is that my practice
in the time it has taken
for the pigment to leave fabric
so you
have left my heart
to rot
tip $5 on this post and DM me to see if i’m wearing panties
2019-09-05 02:45:33 +0000 UTC View Post
